Memperkasakan bahasa ENGLISH anda....

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with answer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A couple had been married for only two weeks when the husband, although very much in love,couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.So, he said to his new wife, Honey, I'll be rightback.
Where are you going, Coochy Coo? asked the wife.
I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to havea beer.
The wife said, you want a beer, my love?
Sheopened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 differentcountries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, Yes,Lollipop....but at the bar....you know....they havefrozen glasses.
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozenglass, Puppy Face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, sofrozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes,Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those horsd'oeuvres that are really delicious.....I won't be long. I'll be right back, I promise. OK?"
You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh? She opened the oven and took out five dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom cps and pork strips.But my sweet honey...at the bar...you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that...
You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?

LISTEN UPCHICKEN **it! SIT YOUR SORRY ASS DOWN,SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR GODDAMBEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOURF------ HORS D'OEURVES BECAUSE YOURMARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNEDBAR, THAT **it IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS!!!!

Written on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 9:24 PM


1 comments