Why Chinese must not have AH moh mia(english name)

Why Chinese must not have AH moh mia(english name)

Anne Chang (Mandarin)- Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah (Mandarin) - Call your mother
Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before
Michael Tan (Cantonese) - sell chicken eggs

Written on Sunday, September 30, 2007 at 10:03 PM


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HR hantu

Ok, the night before HRM was like the worst ever....1st-ly was tak cukup tido..imagine!!!was staying da whole night up just 2 swallow all the notes and memorizing for essays.
Me and Kristine was even'mengigau" till have a nap oso stil mumble about HR.Dasar case serious.....Neway,Jason cheer me up by calling me in the morning and told me about his clumsy-ness which he did and share it with me!!hahaha u made me laugh alrite!!!SOME how release my stupiak stress!!!
And today,Hell's day finally arrive.I kasi vomit all da stuf i swallow n memorize for the pass few days. And basicly, only 1 of the essay I manage 2 do and the rest all I kasi hantamlah...Think like a Hr manager"macamlah I nih ade potensi become 1".seriously some answers was really tak logic when comes to think of it. And when it comes 2 duno how 2 answer and da fruss menonggeng part,ape lagi angakat kaki out of the exam room la!!!cam out 30 minutes earlier b4 the actual time.
Next waited for Shin,Alex and Lionel to come over since they have Bank Management in Contingency lab pretty near by from my exam venue.So next,makan time so all drove to town 4 OLD TOWN CAFE in DP.Kirks join us too.Well met some MMU-ians.Hong & Pohlin was there so goes with Jay(not that jay chou k) and his new gf kot!!!hahaha.call me aunty..so shy!!!ciko U!!!hahaha.makan was no.1.the nex was gossip with Alex.Once Alex starts no fullstop mia.Apa gossip oso he tau.Antena panjang sial....tapi the best part was when we all recall about what happened durin our secondary years.Overall,to recall back was kinda fun....

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Written on Saturday, September 29, 2007 at 6:34 PM


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bangunkan ku dari mimpi buruk ini

Been so long since posted some shits here.sorry le..tengah skema habis nih..like tis time of the semester where people goes NUts on exam papers and all da notes tunggang langgang...and panda eyes keep appearing cuz of restless nite!!!
basicly i'm one of the panda and da stupiak part was me not enuf time 2 study finis...adoi(sigh)
Ok,since i took some time 2 actually get some blogging 2 do might as well get it done real quick and be done with it and continue my studies!!!

1)study with besties in campus the entire week-{Lionel,Shin,Kristine,Kat & Marrianne}
2)stayed over Kris place durin exam
3)Happy birthday Marrianne at Nando's JJ
4)prepare to be blast by the stupiak exam on Saturday 29th!!!

Written on Thursday, September 27, 2007 at 10:49 PM


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CANCEROUS FOOD/PRODUCTS...

SATAY LOVERS
If you all eat satay, don't ever forget to eat the cucumber, because eating satay together with carbon after barbequing can cause cancer.But we have a cure for that... Cucumber should be eaten after we eat thesatay because satay has carsinogen (a cancer causing element) but cucumberis anti-carsinogenic.
So don't forget to eat the cucumber the next time you have satays.

PRAWNS & VIT C
DO NOT eat shrimp/Prawn if you have just taken VITAMIN C pills!!This will cause you to DIE in ARSENIC (As) toxication within HOURS!!

PORK AWARENESS
Try this and see whether the pork you bought has worms. There goes with your "Bak Kut Teh" for those who love it. Most men love to eat this so watch out before it's too late. If you pours Coke (yes, the soda) on a slab of pork, wait a little while, you will SEE WORMS crawl out of it. A message from the Health Corporation of Singapore about the Bad effects of pork consumption. Pig's bodies contain MANY TOXINS, WORMS and LATENT DISEASES. Although some of these infestations are harboured in other animals, modern veterinarians say that pigs are far MORE PREDISPOSED to these illnesses than other animals.
This could be because PIGS like to SCAVENGE and will eat ANY kind of food, INCLUDING dead insects, worms, rotting carcasses,excreta including their own, garbage, and other pigs. INFLUENZA (flu) is one of the MOST famous illnesses which pigs share with humans. This illness is haboured in the LUNGS of pigs during the summer months and tends to affect pigs and human in the cooler months.Sausage contains bits of pigs' lungs, so those who EAT pork sausage tend to SUFFER MORE during EPIDEMICS of INFLUENZA.
Pig meat contains EXCESSIVEquantities of HISTAMINE and IMIDAZOLE compounds, which can lead to ITCHING and INFLAMMATION; GROWTH HORMONE which PROMOTES INFLAMMATION and growth; sulphur containing mesenchymal mucus which leads to SWELLING and deposits of MUCUS in tendons and cartilage, resulting in ATHRITIS, RHEUMATISM, etc.
Sulphur helps cause FIRM human tendons and ligaments to be replaced by the pig's soft mesenchymal tissues, and degeneration of human cartilage.Eating pork can also lead to GALLSTONES and OBESITY, probably due to its HIGH CHOLESTEROL and SATURATED FAT content. The pig is the MAIN CARRIER of the TAENIE SOLIUM WORM, which is found in its flesh.
These tapeworms are found in human intestines with greater frequency in nations where pigs are eaten. This type of tapeworm can pass through the intestines and affect many other organs, and is incurable once it reaches beyond a certain stage. One in six people in the US and Canada has RICHINOSIS from eating trichina worms, which are found in pork. Many people have NO SYMPTOMS to war n them of this, and when they do, they resemble symptoms of many other illnesses. These worms are NOT noticed during meat inspections.

SHAMPOO
Cancer-causing substance in Shampoo. Go home and check your shampoo.Change before it's too late... Check the ingredients listed on your shampoo bottle, and see they have a substance by the name of Sodium Laureth Sulfate, or simply SLS. This substance is found in most shampoos manufacturers use it because it produces a lot of foam and it is cheap.BUT the fact is, SLS is used to scrub garage floors, and it is very strong!!! It is also proven that it can cause cancer in the long run, and this is no joke. Shampoos that contains SLS : Vo5, Palmolive, Paul Mitchell, L'Oreal, the new Hemp Shampoo from Body Shop etc contain this substance .The first ingredient listed (which means it is the single most prevalent ingredient) in Clairol's Herbal Essences is Sodium Laureth Sulfate.By the way Colgate toothpaste also contains the same substance to produce the "bubbles". Research has shown that in the 1980s, the chance of getting cancer is 1 out of 8000 and now, in the 1990s, the chances of getting cancer is 1 out of 3, which is very serious.

INSTANT NOODLES
Dear instant noodle lovers,Make sure you break for at least 3 days after one session of instant noodles before you eat your next packet! Please read the info shared to me by a doctor. after hearing about the wax coating the noodles - the wax is not just in the Styrofoam containers but it coats the noodles. This is why the instant noodles do not stick to each other when cooking.If one were to examine the ordinary Chinese yellow noodles in the market,one will notice that, in their uncooked state the noodles are oily.This layer of oil prevents the noodles from sticking together.Wantan noodles in their uncooked state have been dusted with flour to prevent them sticking together. When the hawker cooks the noodles,noticehe cooks them in hot water and then rinses them in cold water before cooking them in hot water again. This process is Repeated several times before the noodles are ready to be served. The cooking and rinsing process prevents noodles from sticking together.The hawker then "lowers the noodles in oil and sauce to prevent the noodles from sticking if they are to be served dry.Cooking instructions for spaghetti require oil or butter to be added in the water when boiling the spaghetti to prevent the pasta from sticking together. Otherwise, one gets a big clump of spaghetti! There was an SBC (now TCS) actor some years ago, who at a busy time of his career had no time to cook, resorted to eating instant noodles everyday.He got cancer later on. His doctor told him about the wax in instant noodles. The doctor told him that our body will need up to 2 days to clear the wax.There was also an SIA steward who after moving out from his mother's house into his own house, did not cook but ate instant noodles almost every meal. He had cancer, and has since died from it.Nowadays the instant noodles are referred as " cancer noodles ".

Written on Thursday, September 13, 2007 at 11:06 PM


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Happy birthday Khim


Special shout out to Siew Khim!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Just back from Pure...So tired.Khim called up last minutes bout 6pm+ and ask joined for his birthday celebration at Pure. Lionel,Shin,Linpin and Kristine was invited but turned out only me,Kristine and Linpin but he brought along Alex.Good indeed. Reach Pure kinda early so meet up Khim 1st there since he booked the tables.Friday night normally was freaking packed but it turned out to be empty.Not totaly empty but in other words,less people.On the other hand,uptairs where the live band was performing was kinda 'full house'. Meet some new friends there and my ex-school mate,Suzanne Chan.Nice meeting you Guys!!Neway,Khim opened about 8 buckets and sorry la Khim wanted to drink but cannot la...Diet sial..If not I drink!!!Sorry ye..kasi you face drink oso abit la..kakaka....

The Birthday Boy

Linpin bergaya tak tentu pasal....

all in black

me,suzanne and kristine.

Written on Saturday, September 08, 2007 at 1:05 AM


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bu neng shuo de mi mi

Lately,was kinda attached to this song.Bu neng shuo de mi mi.In Translation which means Secret that can't be told.Each time played this song,It just float my soul away.Very nice song indeed.But too bad the lyrics are not meant for me because its hard to catch what he sang and I'm pretty bad in chinese language.So pardon me....Neway hope you guys enjoy it.

Written on Tuesday, September 04, 2007 at 1:18 AM


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