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Written on Sunday, December 31, 2006 at 12:06 AM

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rock and roll cafe

SPECIAL DECICATION 4 MISS LEONG YING KHENG...HAPPY BIRTHDAY......
This morning woke up darn early for nothing.Darn stew pit MMU server...already 10 years let us see some improvement....The server totaly suxz,can't even register my subjects -not even 1..what the heck man....causing me to lose 2 subjects that I've planned for the pass few days.I HATE MMU SERVER.....everyone was like fruss and almost gone crazy.woke up darn early in the morning and face the pc for the course registration and what do we get instead....ERROR IN PAGE... Maybe we just can't blame the MMU server because today there's an earthquake in taiwan and it effected the Internet line around the world.Okie...

LET'S STOP THAT AND PROCEED WITH NEXT STORY...

When to the library with the motif to study psychology instead I and Liz ended up doing our timetable.Really a waste of time in the library.When back at 4.15pm to fetch Xinyun 2 her house to get birthday cake.Reach in campus again at 4.45pm and waited for the birthday girl and the gang to come down from FSER-we waited at FSER LOBBY- wanted to give her a surprise.....

--the birthday girl--

^day dreaming^

-the gay lou-

old buddies....

Next after the snappig and posing,we all headed to Rock And Roll cafe at Melaka Raya.We are the 1st customer there.....The dinner was perfect and we really enjoy ourself that night,

ps:more picture will be posted becuz now the internet is facing some problems due to the earthquake in Taiwan....

Written on Tuesday, December 26, 2006 at 10:23 PM

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merry christmas and happy birthday Yk

Merry Christmas .....merry merry X'mas.......Although not celebrating...still feel the heat of X'mas.This year never planned to go anywhere since the weather is not so right..rain cats and dogs and sometimes sunny till the sunlight shine my eyes.So this year,'X'mas will be at home rotten.Preparing for finals.eyes on the freaking books. The worst part was my mouth got ulcer at the lips.Very pain man...[i tenyeh dengan asam boi biar pecah,at last lagi sakit la].....huhuhu.
Not actually get rotten.My mum ask me to shop for goods at Tesco and so I did follow her.Brought the twins around also.While shopping,saw Mervyn there shoping.I Guess he was shopping with his family.Neway last but not lease,MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPECIALLY DEDICATED TO MISS YINGKHENG.

Written on Monday, December 25, 2006 at 9:05 PM

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pouring cant stop us from bowling

Been pouring since da last few days.terrible!!!!non stop pouring.But yesterday although was not raining,still moody sky and sometimes drizlle...but 2day again it started pouring back.My place was still safe but the main road at my place suffers most.All close and now have 2 use da highway 2 get 2 school.No more short cuts.So,petrol this week gonna be big bugz then.The lower part of my taman was flooded ,I drive out also,no choise till my car come out "asap".haha...kanchiong abit noe...even the road back from bukit beruang was block have to make a big turn to bukit baru oni can go back home but i din use dat road ,usin jelutong road.Thank god there not flooded.
When to town 2 make my credit card payment.Then had brunch with chris,lionel,mervyn,shin,alex and jes.Then went mp to walk around.end up bowling oso.haha..practise make perfect wat....

Written on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 8:01 PM

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hell of the week

well hell of the 2 most helly day over at lass...finally.On Monday was my listening test,wasn't too bad..hehe...listening afterall what.Then Tuesday...medium hell,where Econs midterm I totaly screwed it...didnt noe what i was shiting there...although it was all MCQ's but only hav 25% to 'tembak'it right oso what..so screwed again.....Today the biggest hell of all my oral exam and duno what i was craping in front my class ..just like making a fool of myself infront of the class...feeling so bad now....huhuhu....guess the luck wasn't on my side....

Written on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 11:16 PM

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happy birthday baby panda

Last night was a total shocked and today went shopping again in the morning with my mum and brother.Went JJ to get some reference books that my brother wanted but unfortunately can't find any,so just walk around JJ and have a look.Bought a Jeans for half price.Then went back home and had a nappy.[so nice can sleep ].Then suddenly woke up because my uncle called and said he wanted to come down Malacca to shop at dataran.I was like huh???shop again....actually I was goin with LC and da gang To MP instead to Dataran so I've told my uncle 2 bring my bro instead.After they left, I went to buy a cake for Johnson [his birthday falls on 2day]. Happy Birthday JOHNSON. Had our stambot for dinner and now just came back after the stomach gonna explode any time soon.

Written on Sunday, December 17, 2006 at 11:11 PM

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what a small world

Back again.Hi!!!Christmas coming soon.How nice.love the spirit of Christmas altho I'm not celebrating it.Today morning I went to the public library to get some spanish reference books and I manage to get only one.Then off I head to Campus library to get my assignment done and lucky me Shin came over just in time.So we combine our works and submit 2 our leader,David.
Came back home at 5 in the eveing and had a nap for an hour,since was tired.Then my mum wanted to go to tesco.So, I brought my mum and my lil'bro there 2 shop some groceries at about 8p.m.But the real surprise was when we was on the way back,(the entrance/exit) near The King's Bakery,My mum saw her old friend,{10 years didn't meet each other}.They were in the same company and office once before and my mum's friend resign in the year 2001.Since she ask my mum how old am I,so my mum said I was in MMU studying.Guess WHAT???!!!Her soon was there too.She said her son was in the Final year Engineering(Mechanical) and now Industrial Training at Bukit Rambai.And I was like huh..."Like my friend je!!"My mind was pooping Gary Chek's face since he was in Mechanical Engineering and currently Industrial Training at Bukit Rambai.So I ask her what's his son name and to my surprise she said his son was "Gary Chek".I was stunned thou.Never tought my mum knew his mum and they were really close friends and used 2 work in the same company..What a small world.....Shopping ended up knowing what a coincidence and how small Malacca is....

Written on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 10:28 PM

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bowling

david and mervyn

lionel's game...macho when playing..

shin da beginer

aim for spare...spare...yeah

Written on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 8:16 PM

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my 100th post is a handless pianist

HANDLESS PIONO PLAYER

Well,for my 100th post I would like to share a nice song played handless although there's hand of the pianist.Understand??I guess not.It goes like this IF you can see in the video they uses their YOU know what to Play the wonderfull song...hahaha...

After the incident of world war 3 happen in my blog I've decided to change my blog address....Lazy to fight with uncivilized people...My midterm for Econs coming soon..huhuhu...ON WEDNESDAY and same goes with my presentation for Psychology entitle Suicide.

Looking forward for a peacefull day..hehehe but spanish coursework coming soon...oral and listening....mi esta muerta(IM DYIN)

Written on Sunday, December 10, 2006 at 1:15 PM

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spanish jokes learn spanish....

¿Has oído el caso de ese fugitivo que secuestró un autobús de turistas japoneses?

Have you heard about the case of that fugitive who held hostage a busload of Japanese tourists?

La policía tiene 5.000 fotos suyas.

The police have 5,000 pictures of him.
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Hay tres clases de personas:

There are three kinds of people:

las que saben contar y las que no.

those who know how to count, and those who don't.
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El doctor llama por teléfono a su paciente:

The doctor calls his patient by telephone:

- Vera, tengo una noticia buena y otra mala.

"Vera, I have good news and bad news."

- Bueno... dígame primero la buena.

"Well then, . . . tell me the good news first."

- Los resultados del análisis indican que le quedan 24 horas de vida.

"The results of the analysis indicate that you have 24 hours left to live."

- Pero, bueno, ¿eso es la buena noticia? ¿Entonces cuál es la mala?

"Well, that's the good news? Then what's the bad news?"

- Que llevo intentando localizarle desde ayer.

"That I have been trying to reach you since yesterday."
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Unos tíos están subidos a un árbol cuando les ve un policía.

Some guys are up in a tree when a policeman sees them.

- Pero, bueno, ¿ustedes qué hacen ahí? Venga hombres, bajen. ¡No sea que se caigan y se rompan algo!

"Well, what are you all doing there? Come on men, come down. Let's not have any of you falling and breaking something!"

Y cuando llegan al suelo...

And when they arrive on the ground . . .

- A ver, ¿ustedes quiénes son?

"O.K. now, who are you?"

-¡Pucha, qué memoria! ¡Los del árbol!

"Geez, what a memory! The ones from the tree!"
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- Jo, tío, me acabo de comprar un aparato para la sordera que es una maravilla. Me lo puedo meter en la oreja y nadie se da cuenta.

"Hey, man, I have just bought myself an aid for deafness that is a wonder. I can put it in my ear and nobody realizes it."

- Jo, ¡qué cosas...! ¿y cuánto te ha costado?

"Huh, what things [will they think of next]! And how much did it cost you?"

- Las dos y cuarto.

"A quarter past two."
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Un paciente entra en la consulta del médico.

A patient enters the doctor's office.

Doctor: - ¿Qué es lo que le ha traído por aquí?

Doctor: "What is it that's brought you here?"

Paciente - Una ambulancia, ¿por qué?

Patient: "An ambulance. Why?"
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Se encuentran dos amigos.

Two friends run into each other.

- Oye, macho, ¡tengo un pato que habla!

"Hey [listen], man, I have a duck that talks!"

- Amos, hombre, no digas tonterías.

"Come on, man, don't say stupid things."

- Que sí, ya verás. Ven a mi casa y lo ves.

"But it's true, you'll see. Come to my house and you'll see it."

Llegan a la casa, abren la puerta y aparece un pato.

They arrive at the house, open the door, and a duck appears.

- A ver. Pato, tráeme una corbata.

"Watch. Duck, bring me a tie."

- Cuaaa!

"Quack!"

- Pst... la de rayas misma!

"Geez . . . the striped one! [Cuál = Which?]
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Una cigüeña está en su nido con su hijo, que está llorando:

A stork is in her nest with her son, who is crying:

- Mamá, mamá, buah, ¿dónde está papá, snif?

"Mom, Mom, waaaa, where is Dad? Sniff."

- Hijo, tranquilízate, no pasa nada. Está haciendo feliz a la panadera llevándole un niño.

"Son, calm down, nothing [bad] is happening. He is making the baker happy, bringing her a son."
La noche siguiente es el padre el que está solo en el nido con la cría, que está llorando otra vez.

The next night it is the father who is alone in the nest with the baby, who is crying again.

- Buah, papá, papá, buah, ¿dónde está mamáaaa...!

"Waaaa, Dad, Dad, waaaa, where is Mom...?!

- Deja de llorar, chico, si no pasa nada. Se ha ido a llevar alegría a casa del alcalde...

"Stop crying, boy, because nothing [bad] is happening. She has gone to bring joy to the mayor's house. . .

La siguiente noche, el padre y la madre están preocupadísimos en el nido esperando al pollo, que aparece con cara alegre.

The next night, the father and the mother are worried sick in the nest waiting for the chick, who appears with a happy face.

- Pero, bueno, ¿qué pasa? ¿Dónde estabas?

"Well, what's happening? Where were you?"

- Nah, no pasa nada. Le estaba dando un susto a una estudiante...

Nah, nothing's happening. I was giving a scare to a coed. . .
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Un tío ingresa en un hospital para hacerse una pequeña operación.

A guy enters a hospital to have a minor operation.

Una enfermera empieza a tomarle los datos; el nombre, la compañía del seguro, etcétera.

A nurse begans to take down his information: name, insurance company, etc.

- En caso de emergencia, ¿a quién avisamos?

"In case of emergency, whom should we notify?"

- ¿Quiere decir si estoy a punto de morirme?

"Do you mean if I am just about to die?"

- Bueno... sí...

"Well . . . yes . . ."

- En ese caso, ¡llame corriendo a un doctor!

"In that case, run and call a doctor!"
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A un pueblo del oeste llega una carreta y un tío con pinta de charlatán empieza a hacer propaganda de una poción, que supuestamente le conserva joven a pesar de que tiene trescientos años.

To a town in the west there arrives a wagon and a guy who seems like a charlatan begins to advertise a potion, which supposedly keeps him young despite [the fact] that he is three hundred years old.

Un campesino se acerca dudando a uno de sus ayudantes.

A farmer, having doubts, approaches one of his assistants.

- Oiga, y de verdad que este tío ha vivido trescientos años?

"Hey, is it really true that this guy has lived three hundred years?"

- Mire, no lo sé, yo sólo llevo doscientos trabajando con él.

"Look, I don't know, I have only worked with him for two hundred."
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Un policía detiene a un transeúnte y le dice:

A policeman detains a transient and says to him:

- A ver, usted, deme el nombre.

"Let's see, you, give me your name."

- ¡Sí, hombre! ¡Y entonces cómo me llamo?

"Yeah, right! And then what would I call myself?!"
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- Doctor, doctor, el pelo se me está cayendo. ¿Me puede dar algo para conservarlo?

"Doctor, doctor, my hair is falling out on me. Can you give me something to keep it?"

- Sí, claro. Aquí tiene una caja de zapatos.

"Yes, of course. Here's a shoe box."
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- Doctor, doctor, ¿qué tal ha ido el parto?

"Doctor, doctor, how did the birth go?"

- Bueno, todo muy bien, pero a su hijo le hemos tenido que poner oxígeno.

"Well, everything very well, but we have had to put on your son [put your son on] oxygen." [ponerle = "put on him "]

- ¿¿Oxígeno?? Con la ilusión que a mí me hacía ponerle Federico...

"Oxygen?? And after my heart was so set on calling him Federico . . . " [ponerle = "name him"]
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- Doctor, doctor, tengo tendencias suicidas, ¿qué hago?

"Doctor, doctor, I have suicidal tendencies. What should I do?"

- Págueme ya mismo.

"Pay me this instant."
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- Doctor, doctor, no puedo recordar nada.

"Doctor, doctor, I can't remember anything."

- Vaya, y desde cuando tiene usted este problema?

"Wow, and how long have you had this problem?"

- ¿Qué problema?

"What problem?"
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- Doctor, doctor, me he roto el brazo en varios sitios.

Doctor, doctor, I have broken my arm in several places."

- Pues yo de usted no volvería a esos sitios.

"Well, if I were you, I wouldn't go back to those places."
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- Doctor, doctor, veo elefantes azules por todas partes.

"Doctor, doctor, I see blue elephants everywhere."

- Ha visto ya a un psicólogo ?

"Have you seen a psychologist yet?"

- No, sólo elefantes azules.

"No, just blue elephants."
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- ¿Me das tu teléfono?

"Will you give me your telephone [number]?"

- Sí, hombre, ¿y con qué llamo a mis amigos?

"Yeah, right! And then how would I call my friends?"
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Una tía entra en una lencería.

A lady enters a lingerie store.

- Buenas, ¿me podría probar ese sujetador, el rojo, en el escaparate?

"Hello, could I try on that bra, the red one, in the window?" '

- Claro que puede, ¿pero no sería mejor que se lo probase en el probador?

"Of course you can, but wouldn't it be better if you tried it on in the dressing room?"
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En la panadería:

In the bakery:

- Me da una barra de pan.

"Give me a loaf of bread."

- Tendrá que ser duro. [duro = stale, tough]

"It will have to be stale."

Le trinca por la solapa, le da un par de bofetadas y le dice:- Me da una barra de pan!!!!

He picks him up by the lapels, gives him a couple slaps and says:"Give me a loaf of bread!!!!"

[This joke relies on the customer's misinterpretation of "Tendrá que ser duro." (i.e., You will have to be tough.)]
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Esto es un misionero que está en plena selva y se encuentra de bruces con un león que estaba casi muerto de hambre.

This one is a missionary who is in the middle of the jungle and finds himself face to face with a lion who was almost dead from hunger.

El misionero se asusta y se pone de rodillas. Empezando a rezar dice:

The missionary becomes frightened and kneels. Beginning to pray, he says:

- Padre, infunde a este pobre león sentimientos cristianos.

"Father, fill this poor lion with Christian feeling."

...Se oye un silencio...

. . . A silence is heard . . .

y de buenas a primeras el león se pone de rodillas, diciendo: - Padre, bendice estos alimentos que voy a recibir...

and all of a sudden the lion kneels, saying:"Father, bless this food which I am about to receive . . ."
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Written on Thursday, December 07, 2006 at 1:45 PM

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toilet in thailand..interesting

Written on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 8:33 PM

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psychology making me go psycho tooo...

Written on Sunday, December 03, 2006 at 10:27 AM

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kenangan yang terindah-samsons

Written on Saturday, December 02, 2006 at 12:45 AM

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